I'm wide-awake at 3 a.m., so amused myself with writing...
TEN REASONS LEVI JOHNSTON WILL MAKE A GOOD HUSBAND (ala David Letterman)
10. Has already been introduced to the bride's family.
9. Can summon the entire wedding party from his front porch.
8. Proven ability to father future babies Tricc, Trill, Trirr and Trizz.
7. Already owns wedding-quality Arctic camo suit.
6. Unlimited copies of Guns & Ammo and Playgirl to paper the baby's room with.
5. Au-natural earning ability.
4. Gained Oprah's intercession to attend all Palin holiday dinners.
3. Natural mumble-speak is the perfect counterpoint to Sarah Palin's verbal diarrhea.
2. Ex-girlfriend Kathy Griffin will provide all media coverage.
1. When Obama's namby-pamby foreign policy inevitably fails, CAN shoot Russia from his
house!
